Pets make our lives bigger and more full than we ever could have thought. However, some people take this love a little too far, and invest in some pretty weird accessories for their fur babies. Here are 7 of the absolute strangest pet accessories…ever:
Dog Beer
I don’t know about you, but i would love to get drunk with my dog. Once, I witnessed a French Bulldog lapping beer out of someone’s glass at a party, but this takes “dog drinking” to a whole nother level. With Happy Tail Ale, you can more easily and safely drink beer with your pooch.
Dog Tattoos
Another human invention to bring us closer to our dogs? I’m not sure how Fido is going to feel about being inked, but I can only imagine that he doesn’t think much of this dog tattoo that is supposed to make him look “cooler”.
Pet High Chair
As if it’s not bad enough that we baby our pets, this takes the babying to a whole new level. Why is it that pets need a high chair? I mean, cats already don’t eat on the spot when you feed them, and dogs have a tendency to overeat, so if you’re thinking about investing in one of these, you’d best reconsider.
Pet Sauna
Yeah, animals have pores, that’s cool. However, I’m pretty sure that this doesn’t warrant the existence of a pet sauna. Now I can GTL (gym, tan, laundry), and sit in a humid room with my pooch. That’s cool, but I hope it includes a pet gym room for them to use beforehand.
Treat Launcher
As if humans couldn’t get any lazier. Now, we have the ability to insert treats into a treat launcher, as opposed to plain and simply giving it to our pets with the hope that they will sit? Dang. Call me old fashioned, but this is a bit strange, as it’ll now take place of manually giving our pets treats.
Butt Cover
Some people think that their cat or dog’s butthole is embarrassing to be shown in public. What’s the best way to deal with it? BUTT COVERS FOR YOUR DOG. Let’s just cover up nature and humanize our pooches and kitties, shall we? You can even find them in the shapes of flowers!
Doggie Treadmill
We all know that I could use a workout, but I don’t know if the same applies to my dog. If you don’t have time to walk your dog like everyone else, guess what? You have the option of buying a doggie treadmill for $1,000 to do the job for you. How convenient, and a real bargain!
